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Throat-Lump was created round about a week ago with my lunch table mate, Louis, whose name no one is positive about how to pronounce. Throat-Lump is an intelligent, mallignant, cancerous growth on the neck of our innocent Hero, Floyd, who is more than likely not a hero, but who also has done (almost) nothing wrong and still has a large, sentient tumour coming out his neck.


This will be where I update with what's going on with the comic, hold together the information about it, and just post general
Throat-Lump-ish things.

This is also where you can request information about purchasing your very own sparkling copy of Throat-Lump for a meager amount of money.

Louis will also have the ability to post under this name, but I wouldn't expect too much from his posts, he may be a brilliant writer, but he is hopeless at times. You know it's true Louis, don't lie to your (nonexistant) readers.

Louis: Hopeless my ass. I'm the closest thing the internet has to a messiah. Now, citizens of the intarwub, send me money for a comic that doesn't exist yet!

HA! It does exist! So shush before your brain fooms!

Louis: I'm spending my vacation writing a comic book about an intelligent neck tumor. My brain has foomed.


Louis, we need more!

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